вторник, 16 января 2018
Loth-kitten
Та-дам. Я все же переехал окончательно! Дневник. С большой буквы. :уважительно:
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rielite
Очень перед всеми извиняюсь. ^^
PS Но там есть RSS!
rieliteОчень перед всеми извиняюсь. ^^
PS Но там есть RSS!
понедельник, 15 января 2018
Loth-kitten
И апдейтился мой любимый фанфик номер один! Вот жизнь пошла. ^____^
воскресенье, 14 января 2018
Loth-kitten
:смотрит на летних птичек в Панаме:
:хочет в тропики:
:слушает Энмел Планет про питона в унитазе:
:резко не хочет в тропики:
:хочет в тропики:
:слушает Энмел Планет про питона в унитазе:
:резко не хочет в тропики:
суббота, 13 января 2018
Loth-kitten
Чуть ли не спустя год апдейтили на тот момент главный мой любимый фанфик, я уж надежду потерял! 
Сурпрайз!
Сурпрайз!Loth-kitten
Фигассе экзотическая кормушка. Там фруктами кормят!
Loth-kitten
Самое интересное, нечто похожее применимо и к клонам, поименно.
Loth-kitten
Loth-kitten
Новые ЗВ-новеллы. Понял, почему они мне неинтересны как класс. Потому что сперва Лукас, а потом его последователи умудрялись в истории сказать ВСЕ, что хотели. Все, что нужно для истории и конкретной мысли. Остальное... излишне. Кеноби было мило почитать разочек, я по первости восторгался, а потом понял, что там все amiss. Что поделать, это закон жанра. Лучше искать фанфики или перечитать старые переводные межэпизодные истории. Не информативные, зато душевные!
Loth-kitten
Good Lord
Этот пост
у человека относится к тому же персонажу, что и у меня!
Хаха, и этот.
Этот пост
у человека относится к тому же персонажу, что и у меня!
Хаха, и этот.
Loth-kitten
Наткнулся на тумблре на пост о Торине. За что. Я так хорошо избегал этой бааааааальшой и времязанимающей любови. 
Loth-kitten
В новых мультах куча цитат из старых диснеевских, но в ЗВ теперь однако тоже!
Loth-kitten
Из всех диснеевских пар Аладдин и Жасмин моя самая любимая. Они такие ужасно смешные.
четверг, 11 января 2018
Loth-kitten
Виртуозно.
fireflyfish.tumblr.com/post/169478641208/reprie...
forcearama
Rey: [exhausted, burying her head in her hands] Please. Just…this is the last one, OK? I’m really trying to get some work done over here.
Kylo: [appearing via Force bond] I just got started!
Rey: [clenching her jaw, staring straight ahead] No. I am listening to ONE more poem, and that is it.
Kylo: [scowling] …you do know that feedback is the best thing a writer can get, yes? It’s not that hard to just listen to a few poems and tell me what you liked about them.
Rey: [sighs] Make it quick.
Kylo: [folding up his arms] You know, I’m the Supreme Leader now.
Rey: [rolling her eyes] Yes, I know, I was there.
Kylo: Well, so…a lot of people would be honored to be in your position!
Rey: Then perhaps you ought to go find them.
Hux: [via comm in the background] Supreme, uh, Leader…it appears someone’s painted graffiti on your ship again. I haven’t the foggiest who it was, but it’s quite rude, perhaps you ought to go look. [laughter is heard in the distance]
Kylo: [crushing the comm with the Force] Look, girl, sit back and listen to this. It’s a poem about how my evil Uncle Luke accused me of setting a bunch of fires at his precious Jedi Temple.
Rey: [confused] But…you did burn down the Temple, didn’t you?
Kylo: [scoffing] Oh, now I’ve gotta get the third degree from you, too? This one is in the form of a haiku, by the way. [Rey groans as he clears his throat] So empty inside…no one to understand me…
Obi-Wan’s Force Ghost: [appearing in front of Rey, hiding in a corner out of Kylo’s eyesight] Psst! You! Girl!
Rey: [startled, whispering] What – who the hell are you?!
Obi-Wan: Look, it’s a long story, and to be quite honest a lot of what’s been happening since we jumped ahead a few decades here is…well, regardless, I’m not here to leverage my criticisms, I’ve brought this man to help you. [shoves Anakin’s Ghost at her]
Anakin: [sheepishly] Uh, hi.
Rey: Who is this?
Kylo: [still reading]…and OH how the embers fell…take THAT, Uncle Luke. [looks up] It…it can’t be. [squints] Grandfather?
Anakin: [looks at Obi-Wan, whispering] Do I have to?
Obi-Wan: [annoyed] Yes!
Anakin: [steeling himself, taking a deep breath] Hello, Supreme Leader. I, uh, like your black outfit. Those were some…good…poems you were reciting. Don’t tell me my grandson is also a poet on top of being a warlord of unlimited power!
Kylo: [standing up straighter] Yes. As a matter of fact, I am.
Anakin: Oh…cool. I was thinking…[wincing, making eye contact with Obi-Wan, who urges him on] …thinking that you should, uh, totally read all of your poetry to me. Even if it takes the entire rest of this afternoon.
Rey: [to Obi-Wan] What is he doing?
Obi-Wan: [sitting down across from her, putting on reading glasses and cracking open a Jedi textbook on saber forms] Buying you a few hours’ peace. Now, settle in and let’s begin.
resistancepilots
and every time Anakin tries to protest, Obi Wan’s just like oh Ahhnakin, remember that time you MURDERED ALL THE YOUNGLINGS and put a WRINKLY OLD GRANDPA who periodically tried to have me ASSASSINATED in charge of the ENTIRE UNIVERSE? hm?
Anakin: …..master could you maybe not bring all that up every time you need me to do something, I’m a changed man now—
Obi Wan: well CHANGED MEN LISTEN TO HORRIBLE POETRY FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR FORMER MASTER’S NEW PROTÉGÉ, AHHNAKIN.
forcearama
Hahahaha, it’s so true. He uses this often.
Obi-Wan: Anakin, Rey would like you to distract Kylo for a while so she can work on her combat skills. He’s written a 25-chapter Galactic Empire fanfiction where you and him rule the galaxy together and also start a band. It’s terrible. Go ask him to read it to you.
Anakin: But Master I just sat down and Coruscanti Idol is on –
Obi-Wan: [sitting down next to Anakin] Oh, sure, I understand. [patronizing] You deserve a little respite.
Anakin: [snuggling up to him] Thank you.
Obi-Wan: [sighing wistfully] You know who always loved this show? Master Windu. Master Shaak Ti. The younglings. Me, who never had decent TV reception out in the desert. It’s really too bad that –
Anakin: [standing up] OH MY GOD, OK, I’M GOING, I’M GOING…
fireflyfish.tumblr.com/post/169478641208/reprie...
forcearama
Rey: [exhausted, burying her head in her hands] Please. Just…this is the last one, OK? I’m really trying to get some work done over here.
Kylo: [appearing via Force bond] I just got started!
Rey: [clenching her jaw, staring straight ahead] No. I am listening to ONE more poem, and that is it.
Kylo: [scowling] …you do know that feedback is the best thing a writer can get, yes? It’s not that hard to just listen to a few poems and tell me what you liked about them.
Rey: [sighs] Make it quick.
Kylo: [folding up his arms] You know, I’m the Supreme Leader now.
Rey: [rolling her eyes] Yes, I know, I was there.
Kylo: Well, so…a lot of people would be honored to be in your position!
Rey: Then perhaps you ought to go find them.
Hux: [via comm in the background] Supreme, uh, Leader…it appears someone’s painted graffiti on your ship again. I haven’t the foggiest who it was, but it’s quite rude, perhaps you ought to go look. [laughter is heard in the distance]
Kylo: [crushing the comm with the Force] Look, girl, sit back and listen to this. It’s a poem about how my evil Uncle Luke accused me of setting a bunch of fires at his precious Jedi Temple.
Rey: [confused] But…you did burn down the Temple, didn’t you?
Kylo: [scoffing] Oh, now I’ve gotta get the third degree from you, too? This one is in the form of a haiku, by the way. [Rey groans as he clears his throat] So empty inside…no one to understand me…
Obi-Wan’s Force Ghost: [appearing in front of Rey, hiding in a corner out of Kylo’s eyesight] Psst! You! Girl!
Rey: [startled, whispering] What – who the hell are you?!
Obi-Wan: Look, it’s a long story, and to be quite honest a lot of what’s been happening since we jumped ahead a few decades here is…well, regardless, I’m not here to leverage my criticisms, I’ve brought this man to help you. [shoves Anakin’s Ghost at her]
Anakin: [sheepishly] Uh, hi.
Rey: Who is this?
Kylo: [still reading]…and OH how the embers fell…take THAT, Uncle Luke. [looks up] It…it can’t be. [squints] Grandfather?
Anakin: [looks at Obi-Wan, whispering] Do I have to?
Obi-Wan: [annoyed] Yes!
Anakin: [steeling himself, taking a deep breath] Hello, Supreme Leader. I, uh, like your black outfit. Those were some…good…poems you were reciting. Don’t tell me my grandson is also a poet on top of being a warlord of unlimited power!
Kylo: [standing up straighter] Yes. As a matter of fact, I am.
Anakin: Oh…cool. I was thinking…[wincing, making eye contact with Obi-Wan, who urges him on] …thinking that you should, uh, totally read all of your poetry to me. Even if it takes the entire rest of this afternoon.
Rey: [to Obi-Wan] What is he doing?
Obi-Wan: [sitting down across from her, putting on reading glasses and cracking open a Jedi textbook on saber forms] Buying you a few hours’ peace. Now, settle in and let’s begin.
resistancepilots
and every time Anakin tries to protest, Obi Wan’s just like oh Ahhnakin, remember that time you MURDERED ALL THE YOUNGLINGS and put a WRINKLY OLD GRANDPA who periodically tried to have me ASSASSINATED in charge of the ENTIRE UNIVERSE? hm?
Anakin: …..master could you maybe not bring all that up every time you need me to do something, I’m a changed man now—
Obi Wan: well CHANGED MEN LISTEN TO HORRIBLE POETRY FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR FORMER MASTER’S NEW PROTÉGÉ, AHHNAKIN.
forcearama
Hahahaha, it’s so true. He uses this often.
Obi-Wan: Anakin, Rey would like you to distract Kylo for a while so she can work on her combat skills. He’s written a 25-chapter Galactic Empire fanfiction where you and him rule the galaxy together and also start a band. It’s terrible. Go ask him to read it to you.
Anakin: But Master I just sat down and Coruscanti Idol is on –
Obi-Wan: [sitting down next to Anakin] Oh, sure, I understand. [patronizing] You deserve a little respite.
Anakin: [snuggling up to him] Thank you.
Obi-Wan: [sighing wistfully] You know who always loved this show? Master Windu. Master Shaak Ti. The younglings. Me, who never had decent TV reception out in the desert. It’s really too bad that –
Anakin: [standing up] OH MY GOD, OK, I’M GOING, I’M GOING…
Loth-kitten
Loth-kitten
Почему они никогда не цепляют к этому концепт-арт?
...сорри. Забудьте. В качестве извинения:
Loth-kitten
:начинает считать дни до выхода двд: