Barista: So how do you like your coffee?

Fives: As dark as my soul.

Barista: One glass of milk coming up.




Barista: So how do you- oh, it’s you. The usual?

Echo: Yeah, thanks. *recieves beverage and becomes confused*

Echo: There must be some mistake, you see the rightful owner has his contact information written down.

Barista: No, that’s my number. Maybe we could get together sometime, hang out?

Echo: …Do you like playing checkers?


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