Loth-kitten
Фанфик, где в прошлое путешествует Винду, практически полностью состоит из матных выражений. ^____________^
Аааа. КАНОН.
archiveofourown.org/works/7348051/chapters/1669...
All, well is? came the question from a serene-looking Yoda next to him, the tiny motherducking troll carefully not looking at him. Damn, what a dilemma. If he told the green gremlin the truth, the next steps would include a fuckton of tea, but if he lied and was found out, it would be a fuckton of tea and a lot of disappointment.
Lying it is.
Yeah. Shatterpoint. Luckily, this would ward off interest for a bit. Hopefully Yoda would fall asleep in a bit and the meeting would go on.
Speaking of which, what was this meeting about? Was he actually in a Council meeting? Of all the things to see after death… Maybe this was a Sith hell. Then again, he didn't think he'd done anything bad enough to get tossed into one, but--
The doors opened, and in stepped Qui-Gon Jinn, followed by Kenobi, Padawan Years, and--oh, of all the Force-loving--
Fucking Anakin Skywalker. Bite-sized. This was definitely a Sith hell.
Аааа. КАНОН.
archiveofourown.org/works/7348051/chapters/1669...
All, well is? came the question from a serene-looking Yoda next to him, the tiny motherducking troll carefully not looking at him. Damn, what a dilemma. If he told the green gremlin the truth, the next steps would include a fuckton of tea, but if he lied and was found out, it would be a fuckton of tea and a lot of disappointment.
Lying it is.
Yeah. Shatterpoint. Luckily, this would ward off interest for a bit. Hopefully Yoda would fall asleep in a bit and the meeting would go on.
Speaking of which, what was this meeting about? Was he actually in a Council meeting? Of all the things to see after death… Maybe this was a Sith hell. Then again, he didn't think he'd done anything bad enough to get tossed into one, but--
The doors opened, and in stepped Qui-Gon Jinn, followed by Kenobi, Padawan Years, and--oh, of all the Force-loving--
Fucking Anakin Skywalker. Bite-sized. This was definitely a Sith hell.