anonymous asked:
Okay, so it's one boy and one girl. My sister is like 80% sure it's Cody's because of timing but she fucked one of his friends about a week after. I'm gay.
letitrainathousandflames.tumblr.com/post/169119...*at the 79, all the boys are getting wasted*
Cody: you know what, 80% is not even a decent margin just sayin’.
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Wolffe, taking a sip of beer and snickering: I really wanna know who of you fuckos got it on with Cody’s furry friend.
Cody: *smacking fist on table* we hAD A DEAL NOT TO USE THE WORD WITH “F”!
Echo: Hm, Fives is quite the player. Could’ve been him.
Fives: Excuse you, I have standards. What’s more, they said ‘one of his friends’. Why don’t we take a look at our beloved brothers from the 212th, eh, Longshot?
Longshot: *choking on his beer* I have nothing to do with that, we have a policy of not having affairs with someone our commanding officer is hooking up with.
Dogma, with his head on his hands: we are not supposed to have affairs of any nature did any of you read the reg manual?!
Echo: I did. Section 3, chapter 11, paragraph C.
Dogma: *looking at Echo with the highest regard*
Fives: *downing a shot* bah, get a room, you two morons.
Rex: Back to business. Anybody from the 212th? Wooley? Boil? Trapper? Waxer?
Waxer: Excuse you, if I heard someone say that I might’ve gotten them pregnant, I would be locked in the dorm for three days trying to pick names and narrow down to a list with only 50 possibilities.
Boil: And I would be helping him paint the babies’ room. Deep orange, 212th style.
Waver and Boil: *high five with the mightiest pokerfaces without breaking eye contact with Rex*
Fox: So. We are back to square one?
Wolffe: square one was thinking Cody was the dad. Now we’re on square zero. All we know is that there is a pregnant person who fucked a clone.
Everyone else, really loud: and her sibling is gay
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